Eurosnobs of America Unite!

What MLS needs to hear once and for all about the American game (and the pejorative views of “Eurosnobs”)!

Nobody denies MLS fans’ passion. But is it wrong to question if MLS is the best way to grow the game? (pc//

When I became a fan of the world’s game of football my first love was Manchester United. I loved what the club represented and I loved the pyramid structure along with the entire idea of promotion/relegation. So naturally, I wanted to find out about the American game and wanted to support a local club I could get behind.

When I did, it was the Columbus Crew SC. And for two years I went to the local games and gave my energy and voice to support my club. At that, all I knew was that Major League Soccer was the top league in our nation, the only one who can be competitive in the world’s market, and that their structure would counter the rest of the world.

Then reality hit me and I began to question if MLS was really the best league to represent our nation to the world.

It started with the youth leagues and the “pay for play” structure that we have which give the privileged the chance to play at high levels but makes it harder for anyone else outside of suburbia and the affluent neighborhoods of America to get their chance to play. It went on when I started to scrutinize MLS’s convoluted rules regarding everything from player salaries to who owns the clubs to what a supporters group can or cannot do during matches. It was a micro-managers dream of having total control of the operations of American soccer.

The result: Soccer has barely made a ripple of becoming the top sport in our nation. Sure, there is more interest in the game; sure, the league has grown and there’s been exposure on television to show matches; sure, they boast some of the “best” players in the world (who have an average age of 27 years old and are already past their prime). But it’s not enough.

Time to be splashed with the cold water of truth, America.

MLS tries to give the best impression possible suggesting that they’re the only capable league to lead America in the world. In reality, we don’t even come close to where the international game is at. Soccer clubs with front offices and fans from lower leagues  like United Soccer League, North American Soccer League and others work hard to be a part of MLS. Right now the top league is opening a space for up to three, possibly more, clubs to be chosen in MLS expansion period. Cities like Cincinnati, St. Louis, San Diego and others are putting on the best show possible with incredible play, fan support, and the proof that their cities are ready for bigger exposure to the world. To me, they are doing more in gaining the world’s attention than joining up with MLS will provide. If these cities decide to join MLS then these clubs will have to front the bill for things like club dues and new stadiums, all the while ceding most control of operations and player selection for their clubs to MLS.

In the rest of the world, a club from lower leagues would progress by effort and merit to reach the Premiere league in their nation. They would not lose their chance to pick the players they want, they would not lose their autonomy of operating their clubs, they would not have to limit the type of pay they could offer to the top players in the world to play for them.

American fans of European powerhouses are genuine fans as well. (pc// Phil West)

So please, the fair critic of this article, explain to me and to others why watching leagues outside of the United States is (as you call it) a “Eurosnob”? This is the slur those in MLS circles will levy towards others who refuse to give MLS a chance in lieu of other domestic leagues. I challenge those who throw those type of slurs towards other American soccer fans to justify their league’s practices and how this betters the American game as opposed to the rest of the world’s approach. The truth is that the international system of soccer is a stronger system than anything the US is using. Fans in this country know where the better system is and if being called Eurosnobs is the price they pay for wanting a better product then buyer beware, because we’ll keep watching outside our nation’s borders.

If you, as an MLS fan, love the league and how the closed system this nation currently operates is a viable product to watch; if you think that keeping the costs low so the threat of going broke isn’t possible and that the game can grow at a snails pace is your thing, fine. Neither I, nor anyone else, will fault you for being supportive of your league. I won’t bad mouth your club, your fans, and the supporters who will throw their full throat and voice for your club to win.

But I do believe this league, their players and you, the fans, deserve better.

MLS’s micromanaged approach to the game may be a great way of keeping risk and turnover down, but in the bigger picture it fails the fans and the players from having a competitive and strong side which can send players to display their craft on the world stage and not miss a beat.

But when some fans of MLS think their only way to defend the way their league operates is to put down fellow world football fans as “Eurosnobs” without a strong and intelligent reason why this system is better than the one the world is currently operating on it shows weakness on their part. If both sides can agree on one thing it is this: We want to see the players in MLS become some of the world’s best.

This means MLS fans must demand better! It means they must get angry with the system is in place and ask their front office, players, and club staff why do they continue to bring players from outside of the United States who are past their prime to MLS to play. Why do the numbers of homegrown players that advance to their home team seem low compared to other clubs outside of the United States? How can they continue to say the current system is a good one when American players are paid less than international players and when the last players’ negotiations with the league resulted in a negligible rise in the players’ basic pay?

How can a league be taken seriously when they refuse to give a player what they are worth for the hours and effort they give? And yet clubs from lower divisions are killing themselves to be part of this? I personally think they are better off where they are where they have more say in how they want to pay their players than they would in MLS.

But when someone like me raises my voice about the way the American system is shortchanging the world’s game in our nation there are those who will criticize our patriotism or show no “brand loyalty” for wanting to see a better product. I’m here to say that people like me who love our nation, some of us who even learned about world football while in our time as military members serving our country, want nothing more but to support all forms of local and national football here in America. But I (and others) believe in freedom and the right to seek out the best product that we feel addresses our desires and enjoyment. If we feel the best football is not in this nation but outside then this means I as a consumer have good taste. We like a good meal, we like a good drink, we like the best venues, and we are willing to seek out the best atmosphere possible to make our experience worthwhile.

If MLS is offering a package that looks, smells, and taste like world football, but doesn’t have the quality and contains byproducts instead of top line and organic ingredients, then why should we put our energy and hard earned money into a substandard product? In fact, that question should be asked to every MLS fan who continues to watch this product. It should be asked to those cities willing to sell their identity and autonomy to play in the league: Are you really going for a cheap experience instead of something authentic and unique?

Being mad at critics like me or others for seeking out better product outside of the United States isn’t the way to handle it. Put down the fork, pull your chair away, and look at your meal and the entire atmosphere you are in. Truly ask yourself “could we do better? Can they do a better job at this entire experience?”

Forgive me for having to go watch world football from another country because my nation fails to do its job to bring a package of equal value or surpass it with what the rest of the world is doing.

I know this game we love—football/soccer–is but a distraction to our day to day, but let’s face it, a lot of what’s happening with the sport in our nation currently parallels the historical unwillingness to make the game work here. We think all we need to do is convince those with money and power to see things our way.

Strong supporters should be able to affect change at their club, not just watch.

I’m sorry, but the gatekeepers will never submit and humble to anyone who are not from their world. What is needed is the courageous to stand up and say, “we’ll take it from here because obviously you are doing it all wrong”. I think the power to make this game work in this nation isn’t held by those who have the dollars, but the untapped potential of the fan and supporters who can shake the very ground of the game to its core to demand change, to demand a better product, to demand something that the world can support and be proud of and that we as Americans can support.

We argue everyday of MLS and how they are the big boys on the block. 

Look at them! Just look at them! Craven, cowardly, and inept in their attempt to camouflage their brand trying to make us believe pee is lemonade. We know how bad their brand is; we all know it doesn’t even cut the mustard to the rest of the world. This is where I think the only way we can change the course of this debate is to leave MLS behind and prove with what other leagues are daring to do and show that the way the world’s game operates can work here too if we let it.

The fans have spoken. Those who are the debaters have spoken. If the corrupt think their voice is the only voice that matters, think again. Ultras in other nations have made clubs bend to the matters of the people they represent. Fans world wide can join together and for the right cause make leaders cower because they don’t’ want the force of many to come at them in droves.

I think American soccer fans nationwide should be sick and tired of the product on the field. If they won’t put up with a bad meal, if they won’t put up with bad service on their cars, if they won’t put up a half-assed job by a doctor on their body, then why do Americans put up with this farce they call “world class American soccer” while calling those who strive for better “Eurosnobs”?

One thought on “Eurosnobs of America Unite!

  • July 6, 2017 at 3:55 pm

    I, too used to be you. I was a LA Galaxy fan from Day One. Season tickets. have been to hundreds of games. Watched almost every US game, heard the excuses every year. I wanted MLS to succeed so bad, but then I grew up. I was a huge Luverpool fan, loved Barcelona, but hated the Eurosnobs. Despite knowing of pro-rel, I didn’t really “get it ” until a few years ago. Now i see how our closed system holds back American soccer. My knowledge has set me free, but has made my cynical and negative yiward MLS abd US soccer. I have become that who I despised. But I will fight to improve soccer in a positive way moving forward. I can support the Galaxy despite their lack of care, but I will support whatever team i want and will improve US soccer any chance i get.


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